Math Jokes

Looking for some math jokes or puns to get a smile, giggle, or maybe just an eye roll from your students? We've got you covered. Check out the math jokes below and give us a shout on on Instagram to let us know your students' favorites.

Math Joke: How do farmers do long division?

Math Joke: How do you teach math to a chicken?

Math Joke: What did the mean triangle say to the circle?

Math Joke: I had an argument with a 90 degree angle

Math Joke: What is a math teacher's favorite tree?

Math Joke: Which triangle is the coldest?

Math Joke: Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Math Joke: Why did the two 4's skip Thanksgiving dinner?

Math Joke: Why was the math teacher late for school?

Math Joke: Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?

Math Joke: What did the zero say to the eight?

Math Joke: What do you call a snake that is approximately 3.14 meters long?

Math Joke: What do you call a number that can't keep still?

Math Joke: Monsters aren't good at jokes

Math Joke: What is Santa's favorite measurement in the metric system?

Math Joke: What is a bird's favorite part of math?

Math Joke: Why was the math book feeling overwhelmed?

Math Joke: What are ten things you can always count on?

Math Joke: Why do plants hate math?